<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4950571166052957854</id><updated>2011-08-08T05:33:00.453-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Laura Jacobsen Illustration</title><subtitle type='html'>True Tales from Under the Drawing Board.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Laura Jacobsen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00441815014867435480</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pvqIg36XYSM/Tc2H8AF2FnI/AAAAAAAABh0/CCwFCSnmf4U/s220/Sisterscropblkandwt.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>24</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4950571166052957854.post-5563465539408985497</id><published>2011-06-12T14:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-06-12T14:57:25.398-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Dan Santat Bares All!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--7G4xz8dkjQ/TfUCBBBECXI/AAAAAAAABik/XDuhvFN8Dbs/s1600/IMG_2592.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="150" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--7G4xz8dkjQ/TfUCBBBECXI/AAAAAAAABik/XDuhvFN8Dbs/s200/IMG_2592.JPG" width="200" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;Ha, I knew it. Filthy. Every last one of you. But as long as you're here, let me tell you about the NUDITY FREE workshop I attended Saturday.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;The AZ chapter of SCBWI did indeed bring in Dan Santat&amp;nbsp; &lt;a href="http://www.dantat.com/"&gt;www.dantat.com&lt;/a&gt; for an all day art intensive. Yes, yes I know what you're thinking, "Laura, sitting still for an entire DAY?" I will admit, and the folks sitting next to and behind me will attest, that my pants were indeed full of ants by about two o'clock, but the day was was well worth it. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;Dan brought an entire art studio with him and proceeded to bare his process and technique souls for all of us. The first couple of hours provided a thorough and concise synopsis of my entire Freshman Foundation year of art school, and left me really wishing I could have just read Dan's packet and kept the tuition. He shared dummies, sketches, a traditional painting tutorial AND a Photoshop tutorial, which as a new digital convert had me riveted. It was capped off by Dan removing his shirt (he had another on underneath-you PEOPLE) and scanning the pattern in to demonstrate a computer collage technique. If you attend enough of these events, you become used to the jaded and the condescending. These were not Dan. He LITERALLY gave the shirt off his back.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt; I am currently in the early stages of a career reinvention. These things happen to us forty-somethings, but rather than start knitting hemp butter churns and selling them on Etsy, I'm trying to work up the cred to sit at the writer table in the lunchroom, and also bring my illustration style more in line with this writing since as you might have noticed, me likey the funny. I mean, I have a "hamsters with props" calendar for cryin' out loud. For the workshop, Dan had us copy an illustration by an illustrator we admire and for me that illustrator was the amusing and giggle-inducing Mary Sullivan &lt;a href="http://www.marysullivan.com/"&gt;www.marysullivan.com&lt;/a&gt; The wittiness of her work cracks me up every time. Go ahead, go look, I'll wait...da, da, da dumdee do dum...See! What did I tell you. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-0hSGzPnNG8s/TfUeogSJUBI/AAAAAAAABio/8n2m7hi052E/s1600/Sketch1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-0hSGzPnNG8s/TfUeogSJUBI/AAAAAAAABio/8n2m7hi052E/s320/Sketch1.jpg" width="244" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;Anyway, Mary has no worries about me plagiarizing. My copy was superficially accurate (-ish) but missing all of the spontaneous joy that makes her work hers&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;. The second part of the assignment was to do another illustration INSPIRED by the illustrator you chose, and this sketch to the right is what I ended up with. You can see a little of Mary in the arms and of course the squiggly line border (I am stealing the squiggly line border, that I can do, if I measure first, and make sure it's straight, and go back over it a few times...) I was snickering to myself while I drew it (partly because it is semi-autobiographical. I'm not sure my sister would find it as amusing.) It was FUN. That for me was the biggest message of Dan's workshop.The work may be frustrating at times, but you should still be having fun. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4950571166052957854-5563465539408985497?l=laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/feeds/5563465539408985497/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2011/06/dan-santat-bares-all.html#comment-form' title='9 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/5563465539408985497'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/5563465539408985497'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2011/06/dan-santat-bares-all.html' title='Dan Santat Bares All!'/><author><name>Laura Jacobsen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00441815014867435480</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pvqIg36XYSM/Tc2H8AF2FnI/AAAAAAAABh0/CCwFCSnmf4U/s220/Sisterscropblkandwt.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--7G4xz8dkjQ/TfUCBBBECXI/AAAAAAAABik/XDuhvFN8Dbs/s72-c/IMG_2592.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>9</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4950571166052957854.post-3594972354520747987</id><published>2011-05-09T18:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-05-09T18:47:46.214-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://paulayoo.com/napi/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/napilogo.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="200" src="http://paulayoo.com/napi/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/napilogo.jpg" width="160" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;I have a secret. It is not one I share often, especially with young impressionable minds. Mine is a secret so shameful I can hardly speak the words, but I feel I must share it now, so that all that comes after will seem wondrous. As a young child, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;I was&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: small;"&gt;a...a... a QUITTER.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: small;"&gt;There. I've said it. Whew. That's right, I was a quitter. It started innocently enough. The year was 1976, and my elementary school was in a fervor of patriotic extra-curricular activities. I somehow found myself elected to the Bicentennial Club, an organization much like Student Council, but devoted to the reporting of aforementioned patriotic activities. I think I attended two, maybe three meetings. Even the requisite small notepad with spiral bound top, something that said, "I have important things to say, so sit down and shut up," could not hold my interest. My blowing off of that post was clearly forgotten a couple of years later when I was elected to the real Student Council.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: small;"&gt;One meeting, tops.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: small;"&gt;Church choir, quit. Clarinet, quit. Piano, well, I WANTED to quit, but by that point my parents were pretty sure they were raising a future deadbeat and so I was force-marched to lessons.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: small;"&gt;I blame the fact that every group, every organized activity interfered with recess. And if there was one favorite time of day for me, it was recess. I had no interest in athletic activities (had I ever actually begun such a thing I can assure you it would have ended with a major quit). Four square and dodge ball were the banes of my existence, but my friends and I whiled away hours and hours with on-going action-adventure sagas. With a nod to the&lt;i&gt; Little House on the Prairie&lt;/i&gt; style of dramatic storytelling, it was one continuous blizzard/scarlet fever outbreak, blizzard/starvation or blizzard/mountain rescue for the better part of first through fourth grade. I had no time for plodding meetings. Besides, if one was late arriving at the recess rendezvous point, one got stuck in the role of the dog.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: small;"&gt;As a recent grown-up, I can no longer avoid group activities, but still find myself glancing at the clock as my rear-end goes numb and trying to remember why exactly I signed up for eight hundred million hours in a metal folding chair. I am still not a joiner, so it was with no small measure of trepidation that I committed myself to &lt;a href="http://paulayoo.com/napi/"&gt;National Picture Book Writers Week&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href="http://paulayoo.com/napi/"&gt;NaPiBoWriWee&lt;/a&gt;, begun three years ago by author Paula Yoo (&lt;a href="http://www.paulayoo.com/"&gt;www.paulayoo.com&lt;/a&gt;) as a way to help children's book writers of all levels achieve that most difficult of tasks: beginning. Participants are asked to write seven picture book manuscripts in seven days, and no, it is not that easy to write picture books. These are meant to be horrible, awful, embarrassingly crappy first drafts, not suitable for public consumption, but again, a beginning, words on a blank page, something to build on for the rest of the year. Like so many of my illustrator counterparts, I have many nebulous story ideas rolling around in my brain, several Word folders with quirky titles, a list of concepts for "someday." Could I actually keep my butt in a chair long enough to turn seven of them into stories or would I revert to my organized activity defense mechanism and quit?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: small;"&gt;Thanks to daily blog pep talks from Paula, and daily interviews with authors and illustrators and of course the lure of prizes at the end (names drawn from a hat, no actually reading of crappy drafts involved), I did it, and yes, I feel a real sense of accomplishment. I realized that even banging something out in the last hour or two of the day can count, can be something workable. Do I have seven stories with potential? No. Do I have two or three? Yes, absolutely. Am I wishing that I had stuck out Bicentennial Club? Nah.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4950571166052957854-3594972354520747987?l=laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/feeds/3594972354520747987/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2011/05/i-have-secret.html#comment-form' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/3594972354520747987'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/3594972354520747987'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2011/05/i-have-secret.html' title=''/><author><name>Laura Jacobsen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00441815014867435480</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pvqIg36XYSM/Tc2H8AF2FnI/AAAAAAAABh0/CCwFCSnmf4U/s220/Sisterscropblkandwt.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4950571166052957854.post-1512272428773039049</id><published>2011-03-25T12:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-03-26T08:21:51.085-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Pink Cupcake-A Mostly True Story</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-i1DhzP6D-qM/TYu7juAdV8I/AAAAAAAABhE/o7O_sMGZmQw/s1600/Finish2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-i1DhzP6D-qM/TYu7juAdV8I/AAAAAAAABhE/o7O_sMGZmQw/s320/Finish2.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;It is the kind of coffee shop you would expect to find in Portland or Seattle&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;. &lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;Not a big chain, but a funky converted space&lt;/span&gt;, &lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;an old maintenance garage in this case, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;adorned with mid-century modern fixtures and poured concrete floors, what urban hipsters everywhere must imagine heaven's waiting room looks like, complete with heavily tattooed angels bearing espresso and vegan muffins. My artist friend and I meet here occasionally, mainly because if we squint&amp;nbsp; and talk loud, we can blur out the crush of harried moms and screaming toddlers and pretend we're breathing the rarefied culture-filled air of one of the aforementioned cities, instead of sipping lattes in semi-rural desert suburbia with plans to stop and check the Old Navy clearance rack on the way home.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;On this day, it was particularly busy. Maybe it was a school holiday. The place was packed and the line long.With plenty of time to decide which delivery method we wanted for our caffeine fix, we turned to the Plexiglas case of baked goods. The artfully arranged piles of treats looked ready for their Martha Stewart Living cover debut, but one stack of butter/sugar/flour outshone them all. Cupcakes, with thick swirls of pink frosting and a sparkling crust of coarse sugar glinted in the early morning sunshine. Oh, we wanted one, yes indeed, maybe two, maybe two and one for later. Next up to order, poised to plunk down whatever ridiculous amount they were asking per cupcake, I froze mid-sentence as movement caught my eye. There, in the case, taking a leisurely stroll across one of the pink confections was the biggest house fly I had ever seen. Whether you are averse to the saliva a fly coughs up whenever it finds a food source, or just the fact that they land on everything--manure, road kill, public restroom toilet seats--most folks prefer to just say no to fly-pawed food. We were no exception to this. Upon closer inspection we realized that the case had no back, just a sneeze guard, and the restrooms were, in fact, right around the corner. The solemn vow was made right there on the spot to never eat anything from that case, EVER.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;A few moments later, while we sat idly sipping our beverages in the Phoenix sunshine, we saw a young lady with a skip in her step and a pink cupcake shining from its plastic blister box. After a brief debate over the merits of telling her that the black specks were maybe not errant pepper, we decided ignorance was bliss and watched as she broke open her prize, crammed half in her mouth and drove away. We looked at each other, amused and slightly nauseated, and decided that somewhere in there was a truth, a life lesson if you will, only we couldn't settle on which. Sometimes life is a pink cupcake and sometimes it's fly poop? When life gives you a pink cupcake ask where it came from before biting? We never did agree on what to embroider on the pillow, but personally, I think it is always wise, when handed a giant sparkling over-the-top, pink cupcake, to have a good friend who will remind you to scrape the icing off. You still end up with cake.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4950571166052957854-1512272428773039049?l=laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/feeds/1512272428773039049/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2011/03/pink-cupcake-mostly-true-story.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/1512272428773039049'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/1512272428773039049'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2011/03/pink-cupcake-mostly-true-story.html' title='The Pink Cupcake-A Mostly True Story'/><author><name>Laura Jacobsen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00441815014867435480</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pvqIg36XYSM/Tc2H8AF2FnI/AAAAAAAABh0/CCwFCSnmf4U/s220/Sisterscropblkandwt.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-i1DhzP6D-qM/TYu7juAdV8I/AAAAAAAABhE/o7O_sMGZmQw/s72-c/Finish2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4950571166052957854.post-7590117245656545630</id><published>2011-03-06T13:51:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-03-06T13:51:52.742-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Jacobsen at Jacobson</title><content type='html'>&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;&lt;xml&gt; 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float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-NZps3ymUtRY/TXQBaVj_DXI/AAAAAAAABgU/Wp2ezXkW7_Y/s320/IMG_2520.JPG" width="240" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I almost forgot to put deodorant on before my school visit. If you doubt the seriousness of this near-miss of personal hygiene, you clearly have never referred to one of your drawings with&amp;nbsp; "and this is Number Two" to a classroom of third&amp;nbsp; graders, or sprayed the front of your pants with water from a recalcitrant bathroom faucet--twice--resulting in a snicker-inducing wet spot on the front of your pants. Giant pit stains rest securely in the top ten of giggle-producing pandemonium at any elementary school, and rightly so. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;Underarms coated twice, I arrived at Anna Marie Jacobson Elementary in Chandler for two presentations to fifth and sixth graders. My visit was part of the week-long Read Across America celebration, but I also had the good fortune of my day coinciding with the birthday of Dr. Seuss. Being greeted by Ms. Cartan &lt;span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;in a Cat in the Hat striped top hat with a black nose and whiskers artfully painted on her face can't help but put you at ease. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;The two presentations went off without any embarrassments or technical hitches, and I was once again blown away and deeply impressed by the sea of bright minds before me. Their questions were thoughtful, their answers astute. The idea that we would short change these kids in any way, in the ways we already do, seems criminal and deeply saddening. Here in Arizona we seem to be fighting a losing battle. Certain politicians seem to think that the bare minimum is good enough. Well, it isn't. The kids at Jacobson elementary and everywhere deserve all we can give them, and I hope that in some small way my presentations said, "I believe in your potential. I will keep on fighting for you. I will not give up on you." I also hope it said "Making books is a fun and interesting job, and pit stains are not the end of the world." &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4950571166052957854-7590117245656545630?l=laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/feeds/7590117245656545630/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2011/03/jacobsen-at-jacobson.html#comment-form' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/7590117245656545630'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/7590117245656545630'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2011/03/jacobsen-at-jacobson.html' title='Jacobsen at Jacobson'/><author><name>Laura Jacobsen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00441815014867435480</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pvqIg36XYSM/Tc2H8AF2FnI/AAAAAAAABh0/CCwFCSnmf4U/s220/Sisterscropblkandwt.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-avMV5I3q-Zs/TXQBrVGs7iI/AAAAAAAABgY/wtW8Ymrl6XA/s72-c/JacobsonEl.1March2011.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4950571166052957854.post-7114019274059651445</id><published>2010-10-08T15:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-10-19T09:55:50.168-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Travelogue</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/TK-fVxdzDcI/AAAAAAAABew/aDrPf-8thHQ/s1600/Finish.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/TL3NdxPt5oI/AAAAAAAABfs/CYCtynKOvEo/s1600/Finish2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="246" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/TL3NdxPt5oI/AAAAAAAABfs/CYCtynKOvEo/s320/Finish2.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;Oh no.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;No, no, no, this can't be happening.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;No, no, no, no, nooooooooo it can't be, no...not...not...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;THE MIDDLE SEAT!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;Oh yes.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;I can't believe this. I know I double, no, TRIPLE checked.&amp;nbsp; I always, always get a window, always. I would never, ever choose the MIDDLE! Wait, let's look again...28E. E. Row 28 D, E...F.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;Kill me now.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;You better believe I'm pulling that arm rest down mister, and it's MINE, you got the window, you lean on it. What? Why is she talking to me? Do I look like a chatterer? I'm in the middle seat lady, what do you think? Talk to that guy across the aisle, and keep that vermin-ridden blanket off my leg. I should have taken an extra Dramamine, and maybe a Benedryl. I am not going to be sufficiently comatose to survive four hours in the MIDDLE SEAT. Oh my God, what is that smell? Is someone, no really, he can't be, he IS. Who changes a baby diaper in an airplane seat?&amp;nbsp; Am I the only one who SMELLS THAT? I...I must be, she is seriously unwrapping a sandwich. Is she, oh no, ugh, is she&amp;nbsp; going to EAT while he does that? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;I'm not trying to sleep to loudly for you, am I dude? How about you turn that Shuffle up one more notch, your ears aren't bleeding yet.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;O.K. it must be almost over, right? Is that still the same movie? Oh no , it is. Aaaagggghhhh it's only been ten minutes. That's it, I have died and gone to MIDDLE SEAT purgatory. I'm pretty sure my foot has swollen to three times it's normal size and I think my spine is telescoping. My neck pillow is overstuffed.&amp;nbsp; It's perfect to lean against the window with, but I feel like I'm at the dentist in the MIDDLE SEAT. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;No, no that was great, hey you tried to cover that sneeze. The fact that it came shooting out the sides of your cupped hand and hit my cheek is really not your fault. Just a few peanut crumbs, no biggie.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;Please, please, please&amp;nbsp; put your shoes back on.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;Is it over? Oh yes, solid ground. We're here. Just a few more minutes. O.K. then... alright...O.K...PARK THE FREAKIN' PLANE ALREADY!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;Anytime you want to start moving lady. You've got, you know, all that stuff, your giant purse, that pink Harley Davidson suitcase, that half eaten sandwich... I mean, it would help me out if you could get going. I did keep my mouth shut when you kept talking on your cell phone after the flight attendant had said it should be turned off and stowed, soooo...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;Sorry, didn't mean to smack you in the face with my bag, and almost knock you unconscious as I charged up the aisle, but&amp;nbsp; I've been in the MIDDLE SEAT for four hours. You understand.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4950571166052957854-7114019274059651445?l=laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/feeds/7114019274059651445/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2010/10/travelogue.html#comment-form' title='11 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/7114019274059651445'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/7114019274059651445'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2010/10/travelogue.html' title='Travelogue'/><author><name>Laura Jacobsen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00441815014867435480</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pvqIg36XYSM/Tc2H8AF2FnI/AAAAAAAABh0/CCwFCSnmf4U/s220/Sisterscropblkandwt.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/TL3NdxPt5oI/AAAAAAAABfs/CYCtynKOvEo/s72-c/Finish2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>11</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4950571166052957854.post-183456477433284726</id><published>2010-06-14T15:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-18T11:15:09.261-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Going Global</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Forgive me readers, it has been two months since my last post.&amp;nbsp; My work load has picked up considerably, and by considerably I mean I finally have some after the economic meltdown of last year that left most of us scrounging in the couch cushions for grocery money, if one was lucky to still have a couch and hadn't traded it for toilet paper or a shot at being first in line for the grocery bagging job.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; In between juggling assignments, updating my Facebook status and expressing&amp;nbsp;my deep disgust, both verbally and through the written word,&amp;nbsp;of&amp;nbsp;the final &lt;i&gt;Lost &lt;/i&gt;episode, time has flown by.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;This is typical for life here in the trenches.&amp;nbsp; Projects never come nicely spaced, and if they do the space is soon eliminated by some crisis of biblical magnitude, anything from an editor going on vacation and "forgetting" to send you the revisions, to the washing machine deciding that draining the dirty water is too much trouble and it will wait for you to do it with a length of tubing and some lung power.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; No matter how carefully one plans and schemes and pores over the calendar, it will never be a leisurely pace to the finish. Never. No, no, trust me, NE-VER. Remember those frantic college all-nighters? That is your life on freelancing, and unless you consider that grocery bagging job fun (it's not) you will be thankful for it. Your social life will consist solely of the aforementioned Facebook updates, which is good considering personal hygiene also takes a back seat when deadlines loom. I like to alternate between Facebook and checking my website stats. For us regular Janes, even those of us who rocketed well past the planet of the horribly jaded in middle school, there is always the faintest glimmer of hope--maybe I'm about to be discovered (by whom and for what remains a bit nebulous). Maybe that hit from Moosebutt, Alaska is an editor on vacation. Perhaps right now, he is being wowed by the depth and skill of my work. Maybe he is picking up the phone RIGHT NOW. Maybe...huh? What? Oh right, right...where was I? You know on some level that it's more likely your mom's hairdresser's cousin who just happens to be writing a children's book and will soon be contacting you about some pro bono work, but still...checking one more time can't hurt, can it?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; The thing about stats that is the most fun for me is seeing all the different hits from countries other than the U.S. I usually get a nice handful each week from all over the globe, but recently noticed a deluge of hits from China, dozens! A little worried that I was suddenly on a watch list somewhere,&amp;nbsp; I clicked on the referring link and found myself on a Chinese website, which roughly translated by Google (and I mean VERY roughly, as in surely there's a verb in this sentence) turned out to be a site where people in China post illustration websites they've found and like. How cool is that! Me! Big in China! O.K. fine, maybe "big" is overstating it, but it gives me a little thrill anyway. We illustrators tend to lead a very isolated existence, shuffling to the mailbox in our slippers at four in the afternoon pretty much sums up most days' outings, and to think that somewhere, on the other side of the world, another human being and I crossed paths in a way that could never, ever have happened before, well, that's pretty darn cool. I spend a few minutes wondering about those folks, the ones who liked my website. What did they have for dinner? Where do they like to go for fun? What does their house look like? Where did they get that rug on the floor? And for a minute I feel a little more connected to my fellow human beings on this incredibly small planet.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Then it's back to work.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4950571166052957854-183456477433284726?l=laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/feeds/183456477433284726/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2010/06/going-global.html#comment-form' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/183456477433284726'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/183456477433284726'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2010/06/going-global.html' title='Going Global'/><author><name>Laura Jacobsen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00441815014867435480</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pvqIg36XYSM/Tc2H8AF2FnI/AAAAAAAABh0/CCwFCSnmf4U/s220/Sisterscropblkandwt.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4950571166052957854.post-7166872654333473814</id><published>2010-04-01T16:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-10-10T16:34:39.904-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Blush :-&gt;</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8TO4BUvO6qE/S7QDQ_3FObI/AAAAAAAABSw/zVlHAp2DgNk/s1600/Beautiful_Blogger.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8TO4BUvO6qE/S7QDQ_3FObI/AAAAAAAABSw/zVlHAp2DgNk/s320/Beautiful_Blogger.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;I'm very honored to have this award, bestowed by my friend and fellow illustrator Marion Eldridge,&lt;a href="http://marion-eldridgenews.blogspot.com/"&gt; http://marion-eldridgenews.blogspot.com&lt;/a&gt; . Thank you, Marion!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;Here are the rules for this award...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;1) Thank the person who gave you this award.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;2) Share 7 things about yourself.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;3) Pass the award along to 5 bloggers who you have recently discovered and you think are fantastic!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;4) Contact the bloggers you've picked and let them know about the award.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;Here are 7 things about me:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;1.) I am happily married to my high school sweetheart, but will frequently deny this vomitious fact and make up a story about meeting on a midnight train to Paris&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;2.)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt; I love being forty-one and would not go back to that awkward twelve to thirty-five time of life for anything.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;3.) I spend a small fortune on toys for my dogs even though their favorite pastimes are chasing birds and eating their own poop.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;4.) I am a food snob and would never be caught in someplace like Chili's, unless I was bleeding to death and needed to use their phone to call an ambulance. And then I would wait for it outside thank you.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;5.) I frequently embarrass hubby by talking in the voices I've made up for the dogs. In public.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;6.) I am compulsive about a lot of things, but housecleaning isn't one of them. If you don't like cobwebs, don't look up.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;7.) I love telling stories.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Here's five bloggers I love:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;1.)&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.blogger.com/goog_1058791839"&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mikelaprevost.wordpress.com/" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;http://www.mikelaprevost.wordpress.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; -This gal has a fabulous collage style that I covet and is hilarious to boot.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2.)&amp;nbsp;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ilikemargarine.wordpress.com/"&gt; http://www.ilikemargarine.wordpress.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt; -Again hilarious-are you sensing a theme?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;3.) &lt;a href="http://breadwig.blogspot.com/"&gt;http://breadwig.blogspot.com/&lt;/a&gt; -I wish I had a tenth of the creativity this guy has just in his little finger.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;4.) &lt;a href="http://davidhohn.blogspot.com/"&gt;http://davidhohn.blogspot.com/&lt;/a&gt; -I know, he's too good. And what's worse, he's funny too.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5.) &lt;a href="http://susanogilviestudiolife.blogspot.com/"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;http://susanogilviestudiolife.blogspot.com&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; -&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;I don't actually know Susan, but I love her landscapes. Yes, that's right I love landscapes. Good ones. Like these. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8TO4BUvO6qE/S7QDQ_3FObI/AAAAAAAABSw/zVlHAp2DgNk/s1600/Beautiful_Blogger.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4950571166052957854-7166872654333473814?l=laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/feeds/7166872654333473814/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2010/04/blush.html#comment-form' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/7166872654333473814'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/7166872654333473814'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2010/04/blush.html' title='Blush :-&gt;'/><author><name>Laura Jacobsen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00441815014867435480</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pvqIg36XYSM/Tc2H8AF2FnI/AAAAAAAABh0/CCwFCSnmf4U/s220/Sisterscropblkandwt.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8TO4BUvO6qE/S7QDQ_3FObI/AAAAAAAABSw/zVlHAp2DgNk/s72-c/Beautiful_Blogger.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4950571166052957854.post-7467230934419007532</id><published>2010-03-21T14:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-21T14:58:36.488-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Festing</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;"Come with me."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;"No."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;"Pleeeaaaaassseee?"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;"No."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;"I'll make eggplant Parmesan just for you."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;"No. I am not going to drive all the way to Tucson just to sit around while you do your thing at some conference."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;"&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;Oh, but it's not a conference, it's a FESTIVAL!" I zoomed in for the kill. "There'll be funnel cake!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;Two hours later long-suffering hubby and I arrived at the Tucson Festival of Books on the campus of the University of Arizona. To say it is a large event is an understatement. Don't believe me?&lt;a href="http://tucsonfestivalofbooks.org/"&gt; http://tucsonfestivalofbooks.org&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/S6VB4b9OSRI/AAAAAAAABYU/JcRwO5SxoN0/s1600-h/Asmaandmeblog.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/S6VB4b9OSRI/AAAAAAAABYU/JcRwO5SxoN0/s320/Asmaandmeblog.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;I did have "my thing" to do, but in between carrying stuff, holding stuff and guarding stuff while I waited in line for various restrooms, hubby was more than able to entertain himself among the booths, bookstore tents, and of course the food court. I presented with the author of my two books on Muslim holidays, Asma Mobin-Uddin, signed some books, and gave a drawing workshop for kids. The workshop's four o'clock time slot had me sure I would be taking a well deserved nap instead, but surprisingly I had a nice turnout of future authors and illustrators. Asma and I had to compete in our time-slot with some dude named Mark Teague, of whom I'm VAGUELY aware, so attendance was not standing room only. There is no accounting for taste. This was the first time Asma and I had met in person, something which seems to boggle everyone except writers and illustrators. Usually, an editor or art director umbrella is needed to protect each from the poo storm that is unleashed when one dares to comment or criticize the other's writing or art. Fortunately, Asma and I realized we could probably have handled it. Mostly.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/S6VEUR3arFI/AAAAAAAABYc/24Ut3Vk0P68/s1600-h/autographblog.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/S6VEUR3arFI/AAAAAAAABYc/24Ut3Vk0P68/s320/autographblog.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;" &lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;Please, please, everyone, no pushing, single file! There's enough autographs to go around!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/S6VEwrEOrgI/AAAAAAAABYk/xNOUdO63sbw/s1600-h/Books1blog.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/S6VEwrEOrgI/AAAAAAAABYk/xNOUdO63sbw/s320/Books1blog.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;How cool is this? Huh? Huh? That's right-my books! In a STORE! &lt;i&gt;Animal Mischief&lt;/i&gt; was there too! Piles of them! I had to sit down.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/S6VFJwWSY_I/AAAAAAAABYs/4oTaTYfu31I/s1600-h/IMG_1563.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/S6VFJwWSY_I/AAAAAAAABYs/4oTaTYfu31I/s320/IMG_1563.JPG" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;All work and no play makes Laura's "similar to a four year old's" fussiness set in, so in between presentations, hubby and I scrambled to amass as much swag as possible. Free buttons-thank you very much. Why, a tote bag-thank you, I'll take two. Free McDonald's McFrappy thingy-"honey I'm finished with this one, go sneak back up there and grab me another. Push that kid out of the way, he's too young for caffeine, it will stunt his growth. Here, wave my 'author' badge, and see if it gets you extra whip." I also managed to glom onto THE must have accessory of the day, among girls anyway, a sun parasol in the highly prized and rare aqua blue. Hubby was not so fortunate in his search for the foam turtle hat that while unisex, seemed more popular with the boys. I,of course, wanted both.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;One of the highlights of the day was spotting the various book characters, obviously student volunteers in large, foam suits of dubious cleanliness. We saw a rather pasty Junie B., a slightly linty&amp;nbsp;Hungry Caterpillar, a Wild Thing that almost got stuck in the doorway (and me without my video camera) as well as several fast food characters.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;"Can you believe that," I voiced my outrage to hubby over the crass commercialization aimed at kids while I slurped down my third McFrappilicious as the Hamburglar and Grimace waddled by. I turned just in time to see hubby sprinting after them.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/S6VKfQjKeHI/AAAAAAAABY0/SPF56pxgcBE/s1600-h/HamburglarandCblog.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/S6VKfQjKeHI/AAAAAAAABY0/SPF56pxgcBE/s320/HamburglarandCblog.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4950571166052957854-7467230934419007532?l=laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/feeds/7467230934419007532/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2010/03/festing.html#comment-form' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/7467230934419007532'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/7467230934419007532'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2010/03/festing.html' title='Festing'/><author><name>Laura Jacobsen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00441815014867435480</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pvqIg36XYSM/Tc2H8AF2FnI/AAAAAAAABh0/CCwFCSnmf4U/s220/Sisterscropblkandwt.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/S6VB4b9OSRI/AAAAAAAABYU/JcRwO5SxoN0/s72-c/Asmaandmeblog.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4950571166052957854.post-8327332629721344158</id><published>2010-02-09T12:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-09-06T11:51:07.762-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Wuv</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10pt;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/S3HIJR4c1VI/AAAAAAAABTs/4I_SXww3LSU/s1600-h/Wuvcolor1crop.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/S3HIJR4c1VI/AAAAAAAABTs/4I_SXww3LSU/s320/Wuvcolor1crop.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div mce_style="margin: 0in; font-family: Arial; font-size: 12pt;" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 12pt; margin: 0in;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10pt;"&gt;“Wuvvv…Twue  wuvvv…” &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div mce_style="margin: 0in; font-family: Arial; font-size: 12pt;" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 12pt; margin: 0in;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10pt;"&gt;(If you  have never seen &lt;span mce_style="font-style: italic;" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;The Princess Bride&lt;/span&gt;, you may leave now, head hung in  shame.) It’s February, and time for the holiday that can cause even the  most successful, well adjusted adult to flash back to middle school and a  locker devoid of shiny foil and lace hearts from admirers. Oh, you  pretended not to care, concentrating hard on removing lunch from your  braces with your tongue, a skill that would in fact make you quite  popular at a later date, but at the end of the day you went home certain  your unlovable self would wander this dark earth alone for the rest of  your pathetic, loser days. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div mce_style="margin: 0in; font-family: Arial; font-size: 12pt;" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 12pt; margin: 0in;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10pt;"&gt;What a relief to grow up and discover that, contrary to what &lt;span mce_style="font-style: italic;" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;People&lt;/span&gt;  magazine would have you believe, human beings aren’t all that  particular when it comes to mating. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div mce_style="margin: 0in; font-family: Arial; font-size: 12pt;" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 12pt; margin: 0in;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10pt;"&gt;Even steaming stew pots of crazy  can find lids. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div mce_style="margin: 0in; font-family: Arial; font-size: 12pt;" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 12pt; margin: 0in;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10pt;"&gt;Being  the companion, or “lid” in you will, of an artist takes a special  fortitude. Sure, there are exceptions to every rule, but for the most  part we are needy, whiny, and insecure. Add in an iffy list of  employable skills and really most people should turn and run. On the off  chance that these things do not deter you, that you find curiosity,  creativity and the occasional odd piercing intriguing, allow me to pass  along some tips for coexisting peacefully with the object, or “pot” if  you will, of your affection.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div mce_style="margin: 0in; font-family: Arial; font-size: 12pt;" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 12pt; margin: 0in;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div mce_style="margin: 0in; font-family: Arial; font-size: 12pt;" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 12pt; margin: 0in;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10pt;"&gt;1. We will frequently ask your opinion on the piece we’re  working on, but your opinion will mean less to us than the treadmill  repairman’s. Do not take this personally.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div mce_style="margin: 0in; font-family: Arial; font-size: 12pt;" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 12pt; margin: 0in;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div mce_style="margin: 0in; font-family: Arial; font-size: 12pt;" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 12pt; margin: 0in;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10pt;"&gt;2. Pointing to a small  insignificant element that took us thirty seconds to bang out and  calling it “your favorite part” will cause a protracted period of  sulking. Do not take this personally.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div mce_style="margin: 0in; font-family: Arial; font-size: 12pt;" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 12pt; margin: 0in;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div mce_style="margin: 0in; font-family: Arial; font-size: 12pt;" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 12pt; margin: 0in;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10pt;"&gt;3. When faced with changes to our  work or rejection in any form, your full participation is expected in  the subsequent vilification of the perpetrator. You will take this very,  very personally.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div mce_style="margin: 0in; font-family: Arial; font-size: 12pt;" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 12pt; margin: 0in;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div mce_style="margin: 0in; font-family: Arial; font-size: 12pt;" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 12pt; margin: 0in;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10pt;"&gt;4.  You should be kind, unfailingly encouraging and our biggest fan. And  always, expect the same in return.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div mce_style="margin: 0in; font-family: Arial; font-size: 12pt;" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 12pt; margin: 0in;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div mce_style="margin: 0in; font-family: Arial; font-size: 12pt;" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 12pt; margin: 0in;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10pt;"&gt;Happy Valentine’s Day!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10pt;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4950571166052957854-8327332629721344158?l=laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/feeds/8327332629721344158/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2010/02/wuv.html#comment-form' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/8327332629721344158'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/8327332629721344158'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2010/02/wuv.html' title='Wuv'/><author><name>Laura Jacobsen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00441815014867435480</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pvqIg36XYSM/Tc2H8AF2FnI/AAAAAAAABh0/CCwFCSnmf4U/s220/Sisterscropblkandwt.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/S3HIJR4c1VI/AAAAAAAABTs/4I_SXww3LSU/s72-c/Wuvcolor1crop.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4950571166052957854.post-6487586483768930537</id><published>2010-01-02T17:30:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-02T17:30:56.716-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy New...hey, NCIS is on!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/Sz_yVJ8UwfI/AAAAAAAABQQ/Ecbfyrkla60/s1600-h/PassedOut+color1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" ps="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/Sz_yVJ8UwfI/AAAAAAAABQQ/Ecbfyrkla60/s320/PassedOut+color1.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;So December has come and gone without a single blog post from yours truly. It is difficult to work up enthusiasm for sitting in a hard chair in front of a mocking, blank computer screen when there are four pounds of fudge and a wheel of brie calling your name in the fridge. Triple crème brie. You see what I’m saying.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;Now that the New Year has managed to rudely intrude on my butter-cookie-induced stupor, my mind turns once again to an annual tradition--the great New Year’s self-improvement list. On it I will banish my bad habits, recommit to my art, and no longer choose a re-run of NCIS over practicing my craft. The fact that this list is usually written on a Post-It that disappears during the great New Year’s studio clean is beside the point. This time I am etching it in the stone that is the World Wide Web, because putting things online you don’t want coming back to bite you in the rear is always a good idea. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;1. I will make more art, instead of just thinking about making more art.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;2. I will stop buying all the books about and supplies for mosaics/murals/ quilts/bread baking and instead actually use them to make art.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;3. The whole NCIS thing, you know, instead of the art.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;4. I will stop trimming my bangs/cuticles/the shrubs instead of doing art.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;5. I will eat more yogurt. Actually, I’ll start eating yogurt…while doing art.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;6. I will lose five pounds by not checking the fridge instead of doing art.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;7. I will stop playing the passive aggressive “who can hold out the longest not replacing the empty Kleenex box” game with my husband instead of doing art.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;8. I will write stories about weird kids like the one I once was and really still am. And I will actually send them out to publishers. With some art.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;9. I will figure out what all the shortcut keys on my computer keyboard actually do, write them down and use them while making art.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;10. I will try, now and then, to cut myself the same slack I try to give others, and be able to quote chapter and verse of all my artistic accomplishments instead of just my failures. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;May 2010 bring us all a little peace, joy, happiness, fresh boxes of Kleenex and lots more art.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4950571166052957854-6487586483768930537?l=laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/feeds/6487586483768930537/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2010/01/happy-newhey-ncis-is-on.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/6487586483768930537'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/6487586483768930537'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2010/01/happy-newhey-ncis-is-on.html' title='Happy New...hey, NCIS is on!'/><author><name>Laura Jacobsen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00441815014867435480</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pvqIg36XYSM/Tc2H8AF2FnI/AAAAAAAABh0/CCwFCSnmf4U/s220/Sisterscropblkandwt.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/Sz_yVJ8UwfI/AAAAAAAABQQ/Ecbfyrkla60/s72-c/PassedOut+color1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4950571166052957854.post-5429115380804557695</id><published>2009-11-24T11:01:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-03T11:13:33.623-08:00</updated><title type='text'>An Adventure Worth Taking</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;"Write a short paragraph describing an adventure you had as a kid."&lt;br /&gt;A simple enough task. Pencils began scratching around the room. All but mine. Simple enough unless you were like me and spent the better part of your childhood going out of your way to &lt;em&gt;avoid&lt;/em&gt; adventure. Outdoor bathrooms, dirty socks, possible tapeworm infection, poky shirt tags, weird smelling cats, bugs, worms, snakes, unavailable dental hygiene and scratchy sweaters, all these and much, much more occurred on adventures--&lt;em&gt;no thank you&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;It isn't a huge deal to miss the &lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-corrected"&gt;occasional&lt;/span&gt; sleepover or camping trip as a kid, but the bigger you grow, the bigger the adventures become and pretty soon it's either leap or be left with nothing but the story of the one time you switched brands of tomato soup to entertain friends with at parties. And good luck with that.&lt;br /&gt;I managed to scribble out some lame excuse for an adventure, a three block bike ride to my friend's house in broad daylight, and sat silently thankful that my recent adulthood had brought a new perspective on taking opportunities that come my way.&lt;br /&gt;When I received the Highlights Foundation e-mail describing the "It's All About Character" workshop, I had recently returned from &lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1" class="blsp-spelling-error"&gt;Honesdale&lt;/span&gt;, and was not in any big hurry to repeat the fun that is air travel today. The workshop was being led by Kim &lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_2" class="blsp-spelling-error"&gt;Griswell&lt;/span&gt; and Lindsay Barrett George. H&lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_3" class="blsp-spelling-error"&gt;mmm...&lt;/span&gt;I knew both of them and admired their work. Special guest speakers would be librarian Martha Vines, author Pat Thomas, and one of my personal heroes author/illustrator Suzanne Bloom. Hubby had been giving me pointed "poop or get off the pot" looks whenever I whined about wanting to write. I went for it.&lt;br /&gt;It was an exhausting and intense four days. Kim's talk "The Picture Book Hero" was especially interesting and informative for me, and I highly recommend the full workshop she does on the "hero's journey." She is an editor and writer who knows her stuff. Lindsay gave us an honest insight into the lengthy and sometimes futile process of developing a book (eighty-four dummies does not guarantee a sale), but the process is valuable regardless, something important for those of us who get discouraged after...well...ONE.&lt;br /&gt;The guests were all wonderful and Suzanne even hung around the next day listening to readings and offering her two cents, which if you've ever paid a small fortune to a certain national organization to be kept away from the speakers like the great unwashed, you know what a hoot this was for everyone. Add on wonderful scenery, a cozy cabin complete with coffee and mini-fridge all to yourself and oh the food, three scrumptious &lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_4" class="blsp-spelling-corrected"&gt;gourmet&lt;/span&gt; meals a day; I take my eats seriously, and my palate was deliriously happy. The workshop was limited to twelve, and we encompassed the full range, from newbies to the much published, and both Kim and Lindsay were thorough and honest in their critiques, with long one-on-one conferences and meticulous notes for each attendee. No false praise or hand holding. I came away inspired to get to work.&lt;br /&gt;My adventure was not without mishap: almost missing my connection in Philly, where they put you on a bus and drive you to what appears to be an abandoned warehouse in Jersey to catch your plane, a couple of warmth-seeking centipedes invading my cabin's bathroom (see aforementioned bug aversion), forgotten dental floss, and the apparent onset of decripitude which seems to mean I cannot sit for long periods without my knees locking up, but despite, I was very glad I went. It was an adventure worth taking.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4950571166052957854-5429115380804557695?l=laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/feeds/5429115380804557695/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2009/11/adventure-worth-taking.html#comment-form' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/5429115380804557695'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/5429115380804557695'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2009/11/adventure-worth-taking.html' title='An Adventure Worth Taking'/><author><name>Laura Jacobsen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00441815014867435480</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pvqIg36XYSM/Tc2H8AF2FnI/AAAAAAAABh0/CCwFCSnmf4U/s220/Sisterscropblkandwt.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4950571166052957854.post-2295243617997598905</id><published>2009-10-18T18:03:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-18T18:13:47.815-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Honesdale or Bust</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/Stu7fA6m-nI/AAAAAAAABFw/X2rVYuG1zm0/s1600-h/3993173560_7cf043b458.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 288px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 191px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5394111120202463858" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/Stu7fA6m-nI/AAAAAAAABFw/X2rVYuG1zm0/s320/3993173560_7cf043b458.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“I can’t breathe, call an ambulance”.&lt;br /&gt;“You just hit a flock of ducks!” &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;“You have mononucleosis.”&lt;br /&gt;Family reunion time when I was a kid could always be counted upon to bestow some crisis, usually involving firemen, diarrhea and/or a hospital stay. I grew up far from my parent’s families, so each summer the doors to the house would be wired shut (to prevent theft of the two ton 1969 console TV), the car would be loaded with my parents’ matching Samsonites crammed with two weeks’ worth of clothes and cross-country we would go. My Dad insisted it take no more than a day and a half to get from Ohio to Colorado. If he could have done it in one and saved the cost of stopping at a hotel at midnight, which he reluctantly agreed to only because my mother was threatening to leap from the car, he would have. Once in Denver, the “visiting” would commence: Mom and Dad going from relative to relative, sitting and chatting about weather and the lawn watering schedules while my sister and I played with rocks and slowly died of boredom. Sometimes the trip would culminate in a huge gathering of my Mom’s aunts, uncles and cousins at a century old lodge that could only charitably be called “rustic”. There was more chatting, great-aunts and uncles my sister and I were sure we had never met, commenting on how much we had grown, no television for miles, and every weekend the lodge held a square dancing night, which was just too dorky to be suffered, even for a geek like me. Given the addition of an aforementioned calamity (the last time I went it was the mono), I could never understand why my parents insisted on the summer ritual.&lt;br /&gt;Fast forward a few years. O.K., more than twenty-five, and I will admit to a new glimmer of understanding. I recently returned from the annual fall party that Highlights for Children throws for its illustrators. There is food, a workshop, more food, a costume party, more food, and, yes, square dancing. It is warm and fuzzy to have such appreciation shown, but for me, even more meaningful is the sense of community the event has fostered. I don’t have to pack two kids along, but many do, and I have watched some grow up, and often comment on how big they have gotten, not minding the “why is this old lady talking to me” looks. There are marriages and divorces, births and sometimes a death, successes and failures, all shared over and over, connecting everyone to everyone else in one big messy family. I am fervently hoping to avoid ever having to be hospitalized or involve the Honesdale fire department in the festivities, but I did board the plane one year heavily medicated for a severe bladder infection, not something you want to have on a five hour, one teeny tiny bathroom flight, and another year left the day after a root canal that required six, that’s right SIX shots of anesthesia to complete. It is THAT wonderful a weekend. A family reunion I don’t want to miss.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4950571166052957854-2295243617997598905?l=laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/feeds/2295243617997598905/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2009/10/honesdale-or-bust.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/2295243617997598905'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/2295243617997598905'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2009/10/honesdale-or-bust.html' title='Honesdale or Bust'/><author><name>Laura Jacobsen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00441815014867435480</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pvqIg36XYSM/Tc2H8AF2FnI/AAAAAAAABh0/CCwFCSnmf4U/s220/Sisterscropblkandwt.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/Stu7fA6m-nI/AAAAAAAABFw/X2rVYuG1zm0/s72-c/3993173560_7cf043b458.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4950571166052957854.post-8365537409975496812</id><published>2009-09-24T12:08:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-26T16:21:30.075-07:00</updated><title type='text'>A Pocket Full of Purell</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/SrvDtj-bsdI/AAAAAAAABFo/qLkjWmZ3a9I/s1600-h/Selfportraitcolor.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5385112966970192338" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/SrvDtj-bsdI/AAAAAAAABFo/qLkjWmZ3a9I/s320/Selfportraitcolor.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;SARS, then bird flu, and now the first global pandemic in decades, H1N1. Finally, FINALLY, the germa-phobes of the world are cool. No longer do we need hide behind the turtlenecks we’ve pulled up over our noses, trying our best not to breathe in that giant mucous droplet-filled sneeze you just unleashed. When we glare in disgust at your uncovered, tubercular hack while waiting in line at the airport ticket counter, fervently praying to the gods that you will not be our seatmate for the next five hours, and that you will, in fact, be barred from boarding altogether and possibly walled into your own house, we are not alone. Everyday folks, people who will voluntarily eat from those unattended sample trays at the grocery store, heedless of the two snotty kids who just pawed through them, even they join us in our censorship now. Those of us too long relegated to the “weirdo” category simply because we can SEE the thick, writhing layer of viruses and bacteria that coat each and every object and person we come in contact with during the course of a day, can now squirt our Purell proudly.&lt;br /&gt;As a kid I had several bouts with strep throat, all before entering the third grade. The pediatrician, who would prescribe the orange flavored antibiotic liquid for the whole family as a preventative, and thus took his place among the fathers of drug resistant flesh eating bacteria, told my mother that I probably had picked it up from the drinking fountains at school. As a result, I successfully navigated my entire school career, and yes that includes college, without ever ONCE touching a drinking fountain. I consider it quite the accomplishment.&lt;br /&gt;Like most of the health conscious (we prefer this term to germ-phobic or nutter) I have several at-home, College of Google degrees: medicine, biology, and of course epidemiology. That scratchy throat and runny nose you had three weeks ago? Your co-worker used your telephone, blatantly disregarding the tub of Clorox wipes prominently displayed on your desk. That intestinal distress you experienced two months ago? The barista at Starbucks pressed the lid on your triple chai soy latte with her fresh from the lavatory, yet unwashed fingers right over the mouth hole. The flu you were down for the count with for two whole weeks last winter? The unvaccinated waiter sneezed on the entire bin of mini-muffins before stocking your salad bar at T.G.I.McCrappy’s.&lt;br /&gt;Finally, the word is out: disease is not due to going out in the cold without a hat, those mean thoughts you had about your grandmother or a misalignment of your chakras—it is germs, people. GERMS. Wash those hands, cover those coughs and don’t touch any of my stuff. We germaphobes are standing proud, not holding hands or anything because who knows where theirs have been, but standing together, as one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4950571166052957854-8365537409975496812?l=laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/feeds/8365537409975496812/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2009/09/pocket-full-of-purell.html#comment-form' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/8365537409975496812'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/8365537409975496812'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2009/09/pocket-full-of-purell.html' title='A Pocket Full of Purell'/><author><name>Laura Jacobsen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00441815014867435480</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pvqIg36XYSM/Tc2H8AF2FnI/AAAAAAAABh0/CCwFCSnmf4U/s220/Sisterscropblkandwt.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/SrvDtj-bsdI/AAAAAAAABFo/qLkjWmZ3a9I/s72-c/Selfportraitcolor.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4950571166052957854.post-3833492266398370702</id><published>2009-09-01T12:40:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-02T18:14:04.842-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Still Awake</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/Sp14t--Ue2I/AAAAAAAAA_o/1J8In7fs4pg/s1600-h/MoonoverMartingale1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 234px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 234px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376586261544074082" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/Sp14t--Ue2I/AAAAAAAAA_o/1J8In7fs4pg/s320/MoonoverMartingale1.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; I broke down and took a Benadryl last night, after a brief back and forth with hubby about whether two nights in a row made me an addict. I felt better after he pointed out that I was taking the age twelve and under recommended dosage. Lying awake long after every other creature is snoring annoyingly is nothing new; neither is waking at three a.m. to jab a sharp stick into the overgrown shrubbery of my psyche until the sun rises. I have been a master worrier since grade school, and bedtime has always been when I really hone my craft. My mom, in an attempt to reassure her bafflingly neurotic kid, would try to offer words of comfort. "Ninety-nine percent of the things we worry about never happen." Aaaaaaaaggggghhhh!" I was no fool! That left a full ONE PERCENT of horrible, awful things that could and in all likelihood WOULD befall me at any moment. This was the early seventies, before anyone knew what anxiety disorders and serotonin re-uptake inhibitors were. All you could do was go to the pediatrician and look on helplessly as he wrote "hypochondriac" in your kid's file and eyed you and your parenting skills suspiciously. At some point I glommed onto the idea that not sleeping put me at risk for untold horrors, no doubt disfiguring and probably deadly. I am sure it was an innocuous statement along the lines of, "go to bed, you need your rest," but it was enough to send me into a panic if I was not in dreamland within .5 seconds of my head touching the pillow. Apparently unable to grasp the concept that staying in bed might be helpful, I would creep from room to room, trying not to look at the glowing digital clock on my dad's desk and confirm the fact that yes, I WAS NOT SLEEPING. I knew how to avoid every creaky floorboard and probably succeeded in giving both of my parents a royal case of the heebies each time I would materialize in the hallway next to the t.v. room during the Rockford Files. "Laura...go back to bed," my dad would order without even looking, alerted to my spectral presence by the hairs standing up on the back of his neck.&lt;br /&gt;Fortunately, not every sleepless night led to haunting the prime time line-up. I have many memories of reading books by the nightlight in the hall. During the summer, I could sometimes be found, had anyone actually been AWAKE besides me, kneeling in front of a window, forehead pressed against the screen watching fireflies in the lawn below, the humid breeze cooling my face. While I will be the first in line to smack the smug off of the person who coined the "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger" platitude, I don't think I would trade any of those nights for the sweet coma of NyQuil on an empty stomach.&lt;br /&gt;I wish I could say that I eventually outgrew that nightly routine, that the guided relaxation exercises, the ocean's relaxing surf tapes, the medicine cabinet of sleep aids finally quieted the clamor of past mistakes made and future disasters awaiting. Hubby wishes I could say it too, instead of sighing loudly and fluffing my pillow furiously and often, disturbing his irritatingly deep and restful sleep. Three a.m. still comes for me, like it does for pretty much everyone I know at this point in life, and while I am much more likely to plot entire novels, and promptly forget them come morning, or plan my weekly schedule down to what I will have for a snack on Wednesday, I still occasionally get up and wander into the backyard, stretch out on a lounge chair under the full moon and try very hard to appreciate being awake.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4950571166052957854-3833492266398370702?l=laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/feeds/3833492266398370702/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2009/09/still-awake.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/3833492266398370702'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/3833492266398370702'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2009/09/still-awake.html' title='Still Awake'/><author><name>Laura Jacobsen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00441815014867435480</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pvqIg36XYSM/Tc2H8AF2FnI/AAAAAAAABh0/CCwFCSnmf4U/s220/Sisterscropblkandwt.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/Sp14t--Ue2I/AAAAAAAAA_o/1J8In7fs4pg/s72-c/MoonoverMartingale1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4950571166052957854.post-1655681714492216449</id><published>2009-08-06T12:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-01T08:44:48.397-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Finders Keepers</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/SntJCbewPEI/AAAAAAAAA4Y/H1hU6JCIMDA/s1600-h/Jack.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366963687027391554" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/SntJCbewPEI/AAAAAAAAA4Y/H1hU6JCIMDA/s320/Jack.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; I live in semi-rural suburbia, and as a member of the Artsy-Fartsy tribe, I am something of an anomaly because I love the 'burbs. Occasionally, I pine for an art store that sells something other than scrapbooking kits, but that's why they invented the Internet and overnight shipping. I'll take the deep quiet of a dark night and easy access to Super Target and all things caffeinated.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Most suburbs where I live are constructed around "green belts" (which for those not in real estate means "storm sewer"), vast swaths of a weed charitably called "grass" that fill up with water when the winter rains arrive. Not only are these places great for the dogs' daily constitutional, they are a gold mine for childhood ephemera. I have logged hundreds of miles channeling my furry kids' ADD and along the way have amassed quite a collection of items from what I consider public domain. Don't get me wrong, I am not snatching pacifiers from the mouths of babes, but if I find a Hot Wheels car or a Nerf ball hidden in the grass on my sojourn, well, finders, keepers. Occasionally, there is a major score, like the Buzz Lightyear kiddie meal prize I found on the horse trail behind my house, the fake rock complete with plastic seaweed in the middle of the street, and the prize of my collection, a pink flip-flop as big as my hand (an early indoctrination into princesses and glitter) from the gutter down by the Walgreen's on the corner. And no, it's not for sale. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;As my "learning Painter" saga continues, I have been painting pieces from my collection. This one is entitled "Get That Out of the Driveway." The series also includes "Where is Your Other Shoe," and "If You Lose That, I'm Not Buying You Another One." &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4950571166052957854-1655681714492216449?l=laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/feeds/1655681714492216449/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2009/08/finders-keepers.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/1655681714492216449'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/1655681714492216449'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2009/08/finders-keepers.html' title='Finders Keepers'/><author><name>Laura Jacobsen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00441815014867435480</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pvqIg36XYSM/Tc2H8AF2FnI/AAAAAAAABh0/CCwFCSnmf4U/s220/Sisterscropblkandwt.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/SntJCbewPEI/AAAAAAAAA4Y/H1hU6JCIMDA/s72-c/Jack.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4950571166052957854.post-2619935860598173991</id><published>2009-07-16T15:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-01T08:46:36.334-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Cooking Nekkid</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/Sl-oDObxKwI/AAAAAAAAA3w/SK1D_BhwptE/s1600-h/IMG_1216.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5359186854961818370" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/Sl-oDObxKwI/AAAAAAAAA3w/SK1D_BhwptE/s320/IMG_1216.JPG" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;The monsoon is back in Arizona.&lt;br /&gt;While it typically means a nasty rise in humidity, which coupled with a hundred degrees plus will cause even the most prudish resident to consider the nudist lifestyle, it is still my favorite time of year. The desert is a harsh environment; something easy to forget for those of us fortunate to have comforts like air conditioning and ice cream sandwiches, but the monsoon makes us sit up and pay attention--immense clouds, thousands of lightning strikes and sudden flooding rains. Plus, every year, despite numerous public service announcements warning against it, some nitwit tries to cross a flooded wash and ends up being rescued off the roof of a car he apparently confused with a pontoon boat. The hours of local news coverage and smug snickering by reporters and viewers alike ensures the guilty party will be forced to relocate under an assumed name.&lt;br /&gt;You can’t buy entertainment like that.&lt;br /&gt;I have been working on writing some children’s book manuscripts, including one about the monsoon here in AZ. Like most illustrators, I have a drawer full of half-baked ideas in various stages of development. I’ve gotten some positive feedback over the years, but was always busy with illustration work. So the stories were put on the back burner, along with the print making, mosaic making, quilting, oil painting, batiking, gourmet cooking, a degree in neuroscience, and losing five pounds. Enter economic downturn, and I find myself with time to revisit and perhaps fully cook to golden crispy perfection some of these ideas. So, when I’m not out snapping photos of the monsoon, I will be writing, and pointing and laughing at the latest doofus to be rescued off his car.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4950571166052957854-2619935860598173991?l=laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/feeds/2619935860598173991/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2009/07/monsoon-is-back-in-arizona.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/2619935860598173991'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/2619935860598173991'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2009/07/monsoon-is-back-in-arizona.html' title='Cooking Nekkid'/><author><name>Laura Jacobsen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00441815014867435480</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pvqIg36XYSM/Tc2H8AF2FnI/AAAAAAAABh0/CCwFCSnmf4U/s220/Sisterscropblkandwt.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/Sl-oDObxKwI/AAAAAAAAA3w/SK1D_BhwptE/s72-c/IMG_1216.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4950571166052957854.post-7674451068658263166</id><published>2009-06-29T13:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-27T08:32:09.469-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Just Point and Shoot Me</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/SkkuygTLS3I/AAAAAAAAAvw/duKjHAnOZjU/s1600-h/IMG_1199.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 240px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5352861077305248626" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/SkkuygTLS3I/AAAAAAAAAvw/duKjHAnOZjU/s320/IMG_1199.JPG" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; I’ve been out of the loop for a bit, suffering the medieval horror of slow Internet service. Not completely lacking it, but realizing that I do have a price and it is a high speed cable modem. I took a little trip to Colorado, which was beautiful and inspiring and relaxing, all of which was wiped away courtesy of United Airlines Express, a broken plane, a hail storm and eight hours in the Aspen airport. Aspen may be the playground of the rich and famous, but they don’t stop at the airport. Their private jets glide right on by us regular folk, who wait in vain for the one turbo prop plane that still has all its parts, without even a stick of gum to amuse us-that’s right, small, barely pressurized airplanes and the Aspen airport is GUM-FREE. &lt;div&gt;Upon landing in Denver, I promptly abandoned my seventy-one year old father in the six mile long United “help” line, and high-tailed it to the last plane out for Phoenix. United put my Dad up for the night and gave him breakfast; he was fine, made it home the next day in one piece, WITH his luggage—stop judging me!&lt;br /&gt;I took a lot of pictures on my trip. Breathtaking scenery, quirky small-town details, the occasional slumming celebrity “keeping it real” in the ex-mining towns where I was staying, and I have to say, upon reviewing them, I am an AWFUL photographer. You would think an illustrator would be able to take a reasonably well-composed photo, that light and shadow would be dynamic, that the focal point would be clear. Sadly, for me it is not the case, even with the “couldn't be more simple” point and shoot digital camera I was using. Perhaps it was growing up in the age of the Kodak 110, maybe it was all those years I used a Polaroid to shoot reference photos of hubby posing as whichever character I was illustrating (elderly Asian woman, eight year old child, middle-aged man with rake), not really caring how the photo turned out since I would be changing all but the basic pose in my art. Maybe it is never actually reading the instruction manual that came with the camera. In any case, I have vowed to do better. I will pay more attention and take better photos both for pleasure and for reference. I will put costumes on my models and light them from a single source. I will not just point and shoot without so much as a glance at the viewfinder. And finally, let me just say, thank the gods for Photoshop.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4950571166052957854-7674451068658263166?l=laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/feeds/7674451068658263166/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2009/06/just-point-and-shoot-me.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/7674451068658263166'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/7674451068658263166'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2009/06/just-point-and-shoot-me.html' title='Just Point and Shoot Me'/><author><name>Laura Jacobsen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00441815014867435480</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pvqIg36XYSM/Tc2H8AF2FnI/AAAAAAAABh0/CCwFCSnmf4U/s220/Sisterscropblkandwt.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/SkkuygTLS3I/AAAAAAAAAvw/duKjHAnOZjU/s72-c/IMG_1199.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4950571166052957854.post-5305757923004669405</id><published>2009-06-06T12:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-05T07:38:57.464-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Warm Feelings or Hold the Laxatives</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/SirEsxk00WI/AAAAAAAAAJg/YNnr58TqSxA/s1600-h/RamadanCoverlarge.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 273px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 365px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5344300181329596770" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/SirEsxk00WI/AAAAAAAAAJg/YNnr58TqSxA/s400/RamadanCoverlarge.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; I just received an e-mail from my publisher. It was from the reviews department. They send the authors and illustrators copies of all reviews published about their books. This is something of a double edged sword. One knows that opening such e-mails will result in either warm feelings of appreciation or kicked in the stomach nausea and prompt construction of a reviewer voodoo doll, complete with teeny, tiny laxative pills. One must always brace oneself before clicking "open".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;The news was good. In fact, the news was wonderful. &lt;em&gt;A Party in Ramadan&lt;/em&gt;, by Asma Mobin-Uddin and illustrated by yours truly, had won a Parent's Choice Award. This gives me that wonderful warm feeling AND renewed hope that kids of all cultures and backgrounds will see their stories told, see those stories shared, and see that it is good. Very, very good.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4950571166052957854-5305757923004669405?l=laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/feeds/5305757923004669405/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2009/06/warm-feelings-or-hold-laxatives.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/5305757923004669405'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/5305757923004669405'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2009/06/warm-feelings-or-hold-laxatives.html' title='Warm Feelings or Hold the Laxatives'/><author><name>Laura Jacobsen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00441815014867435480</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pvqIg36XYSM/Tc2H8AF2FnI/AAAAAAAABh0/CCwFCSnmf4U/s220/Sisterscropblkandwt.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/SirEsxk00WI/AAAAAAAAAJg/YNnr58TqSxA/s72-c/RamadanCoverlarge.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4950571166052957854.post-1360681340415806293</id><published>2009-06-03T10:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-01T08:51:11.336-07:00</updated><title type='text'>You Have Arrived</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/Sia7P9tjUHI/AAAAAAAAAJA/WtNoYRr0lqU/s1600-h/SecondStreetcolor.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 400px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 395px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5343163890859724914" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/Sia7P9tjUHI/AAAAAAAAAJA/WtNoYRr0lqU/s400/SecondStreetcolor.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;I am a late bloomer. Warmly cocooned in a thick later of healthy snacks and educational &lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-corrected"&gt;television&lt;/span&gt;, I spent most of childhood and &lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1" class="blsp-spelling-corrected"&gt;adolescence&lt;/span&gt; blissfully unaware of trends, fads and really any cultural references whatsoever. My husband dies a little bit each time one of his references to seventies Saturday morning cartoon shows goes over my head.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;I catch on, but usually only after the bus has pulled away from the curb, and I'm left trailing gym shorts and a decidely uncool Disney lunchbox as I run waving and yelling after it. So here I am, jogging along, trying to catch up to my compatriots with their Cintiques and their animation. My first piece done with Painter, &lt;em&gt;You Have Arrived&lt;/em&gt;, is finally finished. All done with a single brush, the Pastel Pencil 3 (I don't know what the 3 stands for), and upon completion I promptly deleted the color set I was using (I have no idea how, but suspect it involved hitting the &lt;em&gt;delete&lt;/em&gt; key) and so must now start from scratch on the next one. I am happy with how it turned out; it feels like my style, but also new. I am excited about the possibilites and this tough, stalky plant may be blooming a bit at last. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4950571166052957854-1360681340415806293?l=laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/feeds/1360681340415806293/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2009/06/you-have-arrived.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/1360681340415806293'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/1360681340415806293'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2009/06/you-have-arrived.html' title='You Have Arrived'/><author><name>Laura Jacobsen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00441815014867435480</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pvqIg36XYSM/Tc2H8AF2FnI/AAAAAAAABh0/CCwFCSnmf4U/s220/Sisterscropblkandwt.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/Sia7P9tjUHI/AAAAAAAAAJA/WtNoYRr0lqU/s72-c/SecondStreetcolor.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4950571166052957854.post-6704471115907080964</id><published>2009-05-21T13:55:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-05T07:42:25.300-07:00</updated><title type='text'>"Try Rebooting" : Adventures in Learning Painter</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/ShcnsUQymAI/AAAAAAAAAD0/YMbPW4CQFKI/s1600-h/Mariachi.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 240px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 238px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5338779525577873410" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/ShcnsUQymAI/AAAAAAAAAD0/YMbPW4CQFKI/s400/Mariachi.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; I’m trying to learn Painter. I love my traditional media, watercolor and pastels, but some disturbing “side effects” have become bothersome, mainly the scratchy throat and rainbow snot, or “Muppet Lung” that days of inhaling the dust produce. I’ve tried masks, but they always go the way of turtlenecks and my nighttime mouth guard (“I’m choking! I’m gagging! Aaccckkk!”), and the offending article hits the wall on the other side of the room. So here I sit in front of the computer.&lt;br /&gt;To understand the enormity of this undertaking, you have to realize that I haven’t yet mastered printing an envelope from Word. I have a love/hate relationship with my computer. E-mail? Complete adoration. Google? Deep, deep affection. Mayo Clinic symptom checker, how did I survive to adulthood without you? Large program requiring, at the very least, a reading of an Oxford English Dictionary-sized manual, and multiple online tutorials, which start to feel uncomfortably like school, and not fun art class school, but “Laura needs to pay attention and stop chatting in the coat racks” school, and well, whoa, this is going a little fast. Let’s just be friends. Lucky for me, I have a live-in IT guy who I rely on to troubleshoot, tutor and frankly, do my homework for me. A typical session usually goes as follows:&lt;br /&gt;Interior: Laura sits in front of her computer, staring blankly at the screen. She moves the mouse, clicks tentatively, clicks again, and clicks again furiously.&lt;br /&gt;“No, no, no! Wait, AAAGGGHHHH, wait! Why are you doing that? AAGGGHHHH!! Crrrrraaaiiiigggg!”&lt;br /&gt;Beleaguered husband enters, stands behind chair.&lt;br /&gt;“What are you doing? Wait, why are you clicking that? Stop clicking. No. STOP CLICKING! O.K. move.” Hubby sits down to untangle mess that is Word envelope tool. Laura exits stage left for another cup of coffee.&lt;br /&gt;Unfortunately, hubby has gotten wise to me, and the day I pulled my new Wacom from the box, made it clear I was on my own. He refuses to become familiar with Painter much in the same way I refuse to learn how to light the grill—do it once and suddenly you’re cooking every night. So here I sit. I know how I want it to look. I am just going to have to work hard (sigh) and practice (groan). I think I need another cup of coffee.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Craig have you seen the manual?”&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4950571166052957854-6704471115907080964?l=laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/feeds/6704471115907080964/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2009/05/blog-post.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/6704471115907080964'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/6704471115907080964'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2009/05/blog-post.html' title='&quot;Try Rebooting&quot; : Adventures in Learning Painter'/><author><name>Laura Jacobsen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00441815014867435480</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pvqIg36XYSM/Tc2H8AF2FnI/AAAAAAAABh0/CCwFCSnmf4U/s220/Sisterscropblkandwt.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/ShcnsUQymAI/AAAAAAAAAD0/YMbPW4CQFKI/s72-c/Mariachi.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4950571166052957854.post-6370116816722993156</id><published>2009-04-28T12:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-05T07:40:01.144-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Hostess with the Mostess or The Lewins are NOT Jehovah’s Witnesses</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/SfirshNxXrI/AAAAAAAAADk/G6Fj2tr4Hak/s1600-h/Lewins.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 150px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330198940311707314" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/SfirshNxXrI/AAAAAAAAADk/G6Fj2tr4Hak/s200/Lewins.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; No one will ever confuse me with Martha Stewart. I don’t understand people who make their own soap when there are Targets, and organizing my closet means shutting the door. I have two dogs whose missions in life are to shed as much hair as possible and slobber on anything not covered by an old bath towel. If the house doesn’t smell like a disreputable pet store, I’m happy. Unfortunately, this attitude can clash with a favorite social activity, the dinner party. Given my blasé approach to housecleaning, such occasions require several days of intensive preparation. I’m O.K. with hubby lint rolling dog hair tumbleweeds off his clothes after five minutes on the couch, but I prefer maintaining the House Beautiful illusion for guests. This is especially important if the guests aren’t the typical assortment of artistic neurotics usually found drinking my Three Buck Chuck, but are guests I want to impress, guests more along the lines of Ted and Betsy Lewin, Caldecott award winners.&lt;br /&gt;Mary Wong, a librarian and children’s art collector, asked if I’d escort the Lewins to one of their school visits and have them over for dinner while they were in town. Mary knows everyone in the biz and frequently throws dinner parties involving multiple courses for visiting authors and illustrators at her dog-free, and thus immaculate, house. Mary sets the bar high, and Thursday, my day with the Lewins, was fast approaching.&lt;br /&gt;Tuesday evening, I surveyed the scene. I needed to run the vacuum, but decided to wait so that the dogs would have the minimum amount of time to strew hair and assorted vegetation from the yard all over the house. The floor resembled a stuffed toy killing field, with the recently purchased three pack of migratory birds plucked and disemboweled across the living room. I had begun setting the table, spending a long time first locating the cloth napkins that only saw the light of day on major holidays, and then deciding whether the odd marks on them were stains or part of the pattern.&lt;br /&gt;I had worked out that afternoon, and figured that was more than enough license to make the chocolate hazelnut brownies I was planning for desert on Thursday, and employ my tried and true baking technique of two thirds batter in the pan, one third in me. I debated over tackling the three week pile of ironing over the back of the dining room chair, or giving my full attention to Wheel of Fortune. The ironing had just won out when the door bell rang.&lt;br /&gt;“Six-thirty on a Tuesday, who the…aarrgghh, I bet its Jehovah’s Witnesses, they are always bugging us, ringing the doorbell…” I usually try to be polite to the peddlers of salvation that show up on my front porch, I mean it can’t hurt, covering one’s proverbial butt, but tonight I was sweaty, covered in dog hair and most likely sporting a chocolate mustache, the elastic in my workout duds was threatening to give way at any moment, and I still had fifteen Post- It notes worth of preparations to do. I was in NO MOOD to smile and pretend I could ever conceivably join a religion that didn’t celebrate birthdays.&lt;br /&gt;“Could you answer that?” I asked hubby, who was wrestling the little dog, shearing off the three months worth of coat that had turned an English Cocker into something resembling a dust mop with eyes. Hubby looked at me and then down at the giant clumps of hair that covered him from crotch to neck like a Sasquatch with mange, and that pretty much gave me my answer.&lt;br /&gt;I stalked off, scraping my stringy hair back with a headband that doubled as a dog chew and flung the front door open, ready to send some unsuspecting Witnesses scurrying back down my driveway.&lt;br /&gt;Except it wasn’t the Jehovah’s Witnesses. It wasn’t the Mormons. It wasn’t even some kid selling magazine subscriptions in a valiant effort to keep himself off drugs. No, it was Mary Wong. And the Lewins.&lt;br /&gt;For a split second I thought maybe it was Thursday. Oh my god it’s Thursday. I forgot. I forgot to take them to their school visit! They’re here to yell at me, tell me what a bad, bad person I am, how I ruined their trip…no, no wait, it’s not Thursday. It’s Tuesday. It’s Tuesday.&lt;br /&gt;“It’s Tuesday,” I proclaimed to Mary. “Tuesday!”&lt;br /&gt;“Yes,” she said, “dinner was Tuesday.”&lt;br /&gt;“Thursday,” I sputtered, “dinner, Thursday,” my growing embarrassment rendering me incapable of complete sentences.&lt;br /&gt;“No, dinner was on Tuesday, the school visit is Thursday,” Mary said again, no doubt wondering how she had managed to miss my obvious below average intelligence up until this point.&lt;br /&gt;For another brief moment I contemplated faking it. Oh, of course it’s today, hahaha, got ya! But considering I was not wearing a bra and had my thick black glasses on, which when I’m dressed up look chic, but paired with a sweat-stained tank top and saggy shorts make me look like a Florida retiree circa 1957, I decided to just surrender and admit I had flaked.&lt;br /&gt;I broke the land speed record for changing into something more presentable while hubby whisked the ironing and dog clippings into dark corners and managed to go from Phoenix Suns gorilla lookalike to mild-mannered English professor faster than the Sauvignon Blanc could be uncorked. I threw together a pasta puttanesca, some garlic bread and salad and was grateful for the chocolate monkey on my back that had prodded me to bake the brownies. The Lewins and Mary graciously overlooked the dog hair tumbleweeds, the drool stains on the old blanket that covers the “good”, equally stained couch, and laughed and ate and drank and told stories on the patio under the star-filled Arizona sky. It was a perfect evening.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4950571166052957854-6370116816722993156?l=laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/feeds/6370116816722993156/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2009/04/hostess-with-mostess-or-lewins-are-not.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/6370116816722993156'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/6370116816722993156'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2009/04/hostess-with-mostess-or-lewins-are-not.html' title='Hostess with the Mostess or The Lewins are NOT Jehovah’s Witnesses'/><author><name>Laura Jacobsen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00441815014867435480</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pvqIg36XYSM/Tc2H8AF2FnI/AAAAAAAABh0/CCwFCSnmf4U/s220/Sisterscropblkandwt.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/SfirshNxXrI/AAAAAAAAADk/G6Fj2tr4Hak/s72-c/Lewins.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4950571166052957854.post-2028227854026258813</id><published>2009-03-24T11:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-05T07:40:29.164-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Penguins and Kings</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/SclHXpNu_lI/AAAAAAAAACc/-YK-9lxx4XE/s1600-h/WhatsinaNamesmallfirstsketch.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 144px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5316859306613603922" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/SclHXpNu_lI/AAAAAAAAACc/-YK-9lxx4XE/s200/WhatsinaNamesmallfirstsketch.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; Working home alone every day breeds a special kind of crazy. Getting dressed quickly becomes optional; "extras" like socks and shoes disappear entirely, and whole mornings can be lost pondering the minutia of personal grooming: the symmetry of eyebrows, the odd mole on my forearm, bangs brushed to the left or right. Pass my open window on any given day, and you will hear me discussing current events or the aforementioned odd mole with Hopper and Lucy. Hopper and Lucy are my dogs. It is a fast, slippery slope down into the category of "oddball." Even so, I consider myself to still be clinging to a few basic social skills. I can chat with the cashier. I hold up my end of the conversation at the local urgent care when getting that mole checked. I can tell jokes that don't involve the word "poop." In fact, I find myself hilarious. I crack myself up for hours adding my own little subversions to my illustrations. When I was working on &lt;em&gt;Animal Mischief&lt;/em&gt;, a book of silly poems by Rob Jackson, I spent a great deal of time giggling and snorting at my own cleverness. My favorite poem, entitled "What's In a Name," called into question the naming of various types of penguins. They were all "male": Emperor Penguins, King Penguins, Gentoo Penguins. Oh the fun I had sketching out a bunch of penguin school girls being handed their king costumes by the large-&lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-error"&gt;fannied&lt;/span&gt; headmistress. I laughed and laughed. I was prepared to share the hilarity when my art director called with the comments on my sketches.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;"Yeah...(long pause)...they don't get it." &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;"No, you see, the little girl penguins are getting costumes..." I protested, certain "they" would soon be slapping their foreheads in disbelief at their failure to grasp the &lt;em&gt;funniest joke in the history of children's book illustration.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;" Yeah...(another long pause)...no...(yet another long pause. I swear I heard him making the universal sign for "crazy lady" and rolling his eyes). They don't get it. No one gets it. Try again."&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;"No, but you see..." I was left sputtering into the receiver.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I changed it, and I was happy with the new sketch. It amused me, but not like the first one. I mean really, what could be funnier than a penguin with an enormous rear end? That's right, nothing, unless it was a penguin with an enormous rear end and POOP. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4950571166052957854-2028227854026258813?l=laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/feeds/2028227854026258813/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2009/03/penguins-and-kings.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/2028227854026258813'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/2028227854026258813'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2009/03/penguins-and-kings.html' title='Penguins and Kings'/><author><name>Laura Jacobsen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00441815014867435480</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pvqIg36XYSM/Tc2H8AF2FnI/AAAAAAAABh0/CCwFCSnmf4U/s220/Sisterscropblkandwt.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/SclHXpNu_lI/AAAAAAAAACc/-YK-9lxx4XE/s72-c/WhatsinaNamesmallfirstsketch.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4950571166052957854.post-7816408548797819119</id><published>2009-03-12T10:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-05T07:40:46.855-07:00</updated><title type='text'>U of A Children's Lit. Conference</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/SblcaHvsGpI/AAAAAAAAABw/sSCiG9PJNko/s1600-h/Mariachis.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 107px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312378839285635730" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/SblcaHvsGpI/AAAAAAAAABw/sSCiG9PJNko/s200/Mariachis.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;No one could possibly want to go to Tucson. This is what the AZ Department of Transportation apparently thought when they made the decision to close all of the exits from I-10 save the first one. Miss it and you'll be having lunch in Nogales. By some stroke of unusual good fortune, I did not miss it, having spent the last hour of a two hour drive from Phoenix hunched over the wheel squinting intently at each and every sign on the highway, from "Slow Workers Ahead" to the long abandoned Nickerson Farms turnoff (Nickerson Farms being the west of the Mississippi version of Stuckey's, nut logs included.) I arrived at the University of Arizona's 17th Annual Conference on Literature and Literacy for Children and Adolescents, dusty and nearly blind, but ready for my presentation. The theme of this year's conference was &lt;em&gt;Bridging Cultures-Crossing Borders&lt;/em&gt; and the featured guests were Pam Munoz Ryan and Rafael Lopez, both of whom have their own blogs I'm sure. MY breakout session topic was &lt;em&gt;Drawing a Bridge: The Challenges and Rewards of Illustrating Another Culture&lt;/em&gt;, and I talked primarily about illustrating the books &lt;em&gt;The Best Eid Ever&lt;/em&gt; and &lt;em&gt;A Party in Ramadan&lt;/em&gt; for Boyds Mills Press. What began as a typical Power Point show became a lively discussion about differences and similarities between cultures, religions, even age groups (kids today with their hair and their music...). One of my goals in illustrating these two particular books was to make the story accessible to all kids, to show the similarities that bind us all together: love of family, sharing with others and attempting new and difficult challenges. The group consensus seemed to be that the book was successful in this respect, as well as being a much needed addition to libraries that are sadly lacking in books for kids who practice the Muslim faith. The day ended with a signing out in the Arizona sunshine complete with a Mariachi group from Davis Bilingual Magnet School. Normally, one might cringe when an eight year old steps up to the mike with a trumpet, but these kids were magnificent, talented and really, really cute, as the twenty photos I snapped can attest to.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4950571166052957854-7816408548797819119?l=laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/feeds/7816408548797819119/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2009/03/u-of-childrens-lit-conference.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/7816408548797819119'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/7816408548797819119'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2009/03/u-of-childrens-lit-conference.html' title='U of A Children&apos;s Lit. Conference'/><author><name>Laura Jacobsen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00441815014867435480</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pvqIg36XYSM/Tc2H8AF2FnI/AAAAAAAABh0/CCwFCSnmf4U/s220/Sisterscropblkandwt.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/SblcaHvsGpI/AAAAAAAAABw/sSCiG9PJNko/s72-c/Mariachis.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4950571166052957854.post-610329621272109030</id><published>2009-03-12T07:53:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-05T07:41:13.597-07:00</updated><title type='text'>International Reading Association Convention, Phoenix 2009</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/SbkqzXSjS-I/AAAAAAAAABo/_VEILXK4sV4/s1600-h/LauraandBrittanyBMPboothatIRA72dpi.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 150px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312324297373731810" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/SbkqzXSjS-I/AAAAAAAAABo/_VEILXK4sV4/s200/LauraandBrittanyBMPboothatIRA72dpi.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;I don't go downtown often. If someone says they live in downtown Phoenix, the first response is usually "why?" There's light rail now, and impressive sports arenas, but try and find a sandwich after five o'clock. Then IRA came to town and I had books to sign and swag to amass. I set my GPS, which is the gift from the gods my directionally challenged soul has been asking for its entire, turned around life, giving me a freedom not known since I decided to wear shorts under my skirt to play on the monkey bars, and headed for the convention center. The economic day of reckoning being upon us, attendance was underwhelming, but for this illustrator, meeting folks and signing books is always a thrill. Brittany from Boyds Mills Press was the ultimate booth manager: calm, friendly and unflappable, something I envy as I tend to start flapping at the slightest provocation. We got a lot of books out there, and I went home with a nifty tote bag. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4950571166052957854-610329621272109030?l=laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/feeds/610329621272109030/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2009/03/phoenix-international-reading.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/610329621272109030'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4950571166052957854/posts/default/610329621272109030'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laurajacobsenillustration.blogspot.com/2009/03/phoenix-international-reading.html' title='International Reading Association Convention, Phoenix 2009'/><author><name>Laura Jacobsen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00441815014867435480</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pvqIg36XYSM/Tc2H8AF2FnI/AAAAAAAABh0/CCwFCSnmf4U/s220/Sisterscropblkandwt.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_S6p9EJKQb8w/SbkqzXSjS-I/AAAAAAAAABo/_VEILXK4sV4/s72-c/LauraandBrittanyBMPboothatIRA72dpi.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
